








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 120 | 22% |
| Smokes | 157 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 74 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 205 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $61,347 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | Think | 75% | 16 |
| #4 | Marson.exe | 70% | 20 |
| #5 | Gubi.sh | 67% | 15 |
| #6 | sunnyboy | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marson.exe | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Gubi.sh | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gubi.sh | +3.88 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | +3.18 | 95 | 70 |
| #3 | Think | -0.32 | 69 | 59 |
| #4 | Marson.exe | -0.61 | 88 | 71 |
| #5 | sunnyboy | -0.90 | 87 | 51 |





