








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5863 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5568 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4488 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5362 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,019,802 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IZY | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | virre | 58% | 67 |
| #3 | Arma2 | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | phyx | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | HaLLbERG^^ | 52% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | phyx | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | HaLLbERG^^ | 52% | 303 |
| #6 | 𝔼𝕩𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕫 | 50% | 32 |
| #7 | BELLA CIAO | 49% | 51 |
| #8 | Õlsaan | 48% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaLLbERG^^ | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Õlsaan | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Arma2 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | BELLA CIAO | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | 𝔼𝕩𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕫 | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaLLbERG^^ | 708 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #2 | Õlsaan | 243 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | phyx | 224 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | virre | 198 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Arma2 | 140 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saint | +1.26 | 66 | 72 |
| #2 | Arma2 | +1.24 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | Õlsaan | +1.22 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | HaLLbERG^^ | +0.96 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | phyx | +0.22 | 62 | 66 |





