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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Esplay | 102 matches | 1,605 | |
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2941 | 41% |
| Smokes | 508 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1911 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1778 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,764 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 758 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sloba ♔♔♔ | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | Ràmon | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | Torque me harder Daddy! | 58% | 62 |
| #4 | LuckyLuk | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | DanielSeljen | 57% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Torque me harder Daddy! | 257 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | Habibi | 248 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Krak3 | 212 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ràmon | 152 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Timbixx | 138 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sloba ♔♔♔ | +4.39 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | Krak3 | +4.13 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | Kruger | +3.98 | 86 | 74 |
| #4 | DanielSeljen | +2.73 | 67 | 40 |
| #5 | S0kken | +2.00 | 75 | 56 |





