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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 590 matches | ||
| Esplay | 45 matches | 1,644 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1760 | 10% |
| Smokes | 4049 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6270 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 5198 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,376,694 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 512 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Torque me harder Daddy! | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | Relentless | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | カッター | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | Lord Tøffluz | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | vegard | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juklerød | 24 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | S0kken | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Sandvika | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | LuckyLuk | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Ràmon | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maskiN0 | +3.74 | 89 | 46 |
| #2 | S0kken | +2.22 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | DanielSeljen | +2.01 | 69 | 35 |
| #4 | TooooEasy | +1.34 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | vegard | +1.09 | 70 | 67 |





