








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 687 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 168 matches | ||
| Esplay | 82 matches | 1,504 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5168 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3342 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5170 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3900 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,113,942 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tstone - See You in Valhalla | 47% | 62 |
| #2 | Hanna♡ | 46% | 37 |
| #3 | DanielSeljen | 44% | 63 |
| #4 | payne | 44% | 144 |
| #5 | DannyG | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [EXDr]Axyrian | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | DannyG | 6 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | DanielSeljen | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Tstone - See You in Valhalla | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | payne | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | payne | 547 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kaptein Sabeltann | 242 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | [EXDr]Axyrian | 181 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | _Skruf_ | 177 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ràmon | 138 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | On1co | +1.84 | 53 | 64 |
| #2 | [EXDr]Axyrian | +1.72 | 65 | 53 |
| #3 | DanielSeljen | +1.32 | 64 | 33 |
| #4 | Tstone - See You in Valhalla | +0.64 | 74 | 53 |
| #5 | payne | -0.18 | 55 | 68 |





