








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 941 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 649 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




139 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14840 | 38% |
| Smokes | 11491 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6248 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6145 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,912,765 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3011 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob Junior | 56% | 71 |
| #2 | ANX | 53% | 122 |
| #3 | Jim Rob | 53% | 255 |
| #4 | ARC | 52% | 84 |
| #5 | Lebron James | 52% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Fuji | 52% | 66 |
| #7 | Kenneth | 50% | 295 |
| #8 | SL1M | 48% | 89 |
| #9 | Ryanmck6 | 46% | 87 |
| #10 | Huycks | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenneth | 46 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Jim Rob | 33 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Lebron James | 25 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | SL1M | 24 | 0.0134 |
| #5 | Jim Rob Junior | 20 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenneth | 1603 | 0.26 | 43 min |
| #2 | Jim Rob | 1160 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #3 | Lebron James | 728 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #4 | Jim Rob Junior | 405 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #5 | Huycks | 327 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob | +1.90 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Jim Rob Junior | +1.89 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Huycks | +1.63 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | Gliss | +1.05 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | ARC | +0.85 | 66 | 68 |





