








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 439 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6573 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5542 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3258 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4802 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,701,242 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 874 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob Junior | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | ARC | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | ANX | 59% | 137 |
| #4 | Fuji | 58% | 53 |
| #5 | Ryanmck6 | 54% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Gliss | 52% | 178 |
| #8 | SL1M | 51% | 111 |
| #9 | Taffy | 51% | 47 |
| #10 | Kenneth | 50% | 133 |
| #11 | Huycks | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob | 31 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Gliss | 28 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | SL1M | 28 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Jim Rob Junior | 21 | 0.0162 |
| #5 | Kenneth | 15 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob | 886 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | Gliss | 677 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | Kenneth | 648 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #4 | Jim Rob Junior | 321 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #5 | Ryanmck6 | 230 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob Junior | +3.17 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | ARC | +2.27 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Jim Rob | +2.09 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | Taffy | +1.91 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Huycks | +1.66 | 72 | 57 |





