








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Faceit | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




127 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13907 | 39% |
| Smokes | 7309 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8757 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5718 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,566,998 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryanmck6 | 56% | 88 |
| #2 | ARC | 54% | 57 |
| #3 | Fuji | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Lebron James | 53% | 209 |
| #5 | Gliss | 53% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gliss | 42 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Kenneth | 26 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | SL1M | 26 | 0.0158 |
| #4 | Lebron James | 22 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Huycks | 21 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gliss | 1092 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #2 | Kenneth | 894 | 0.25 | 24 min |
| #3 | Lebron James | 865 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #4 | Huycks | 226 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ryanmck6 | 218 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob | +2.48 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | Huycks | +1.78 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | Lebron James | +0.90 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | ARC | +0.71 | 66 | 68 |
| #5 | Gliss | +0.52 | 76 | 52 |





