








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




187 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3738 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3458 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4701 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2059 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,531,390 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2940 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | BrainBlast | 51% | 55 |
| #7 | ANX | 50% | 218 |
| #8 | Gliss | 48% | 89 |
| #9 | Kenneth | 45% | 71 |
| #10 | Huycks | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob | 25 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | Kenneth | 25 | 0.0182 |
| #3 | Lebron James | 16 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Gliss | 16 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Jim Rob Junior | 16 | 0.0165 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob | 463 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| #2 | Gliss | 383 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kenneth | 376 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #4 | Lebron James | 371 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | Jim Rob Junior | 228 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob Junior | +4.95 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | Jim Rob | +3.18 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | Gliss | +2.01 | 85 | 51 |
| #4 | ARC | +1.59 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | Lebron James | +1.29 | 76 | 56 |





