








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 649 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4538 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3133 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4429 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6014 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,866,979 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1890 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob | 51% | 104 |
| #2 | Jim Rob Junior | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | Kenneth | 47% | 182 |
| #4 | Gliss | 45% | 110 |
| #5 | Fuji | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kenneth | 47% | 182 |
| #4 | Gliss | 45% | 110 |
| #5 | Fuji | 44% | 36 |
| #6 | Lebron James | 44% | 71 |
| #7 | SL1M | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenneth | 30 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Gliss | 28 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | SL1M | 12 | 0.0157 |
| #4 | Jim Rob | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Jim Rob Junior | 7 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenneth | 947 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #2 | Gliss | 444 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | Jim Rob | 382 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | Lebron James | 302 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | Jim Rob Junior | 238 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Rob | +1.44 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | Huycks | +1.42 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | Jim Rob Junior | +1.34 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | Gliss | +0.60 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | Kenneth | -0.70 | 70 | 71 |





