








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6278 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4176 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2993 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2787 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $473,380 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1099 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuve | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | johtaja | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | crisu | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Kuma13 | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | JaSol | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Linkka | 48% | 48 |
| #13 | JoSo | 47% | 17 |
| #14 | pool | 46% | 26 |
| #15 | reffe | 42% | 36 |
| #16 | tyme | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crisu | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Kuma13 | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | reffe | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | johtaja | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | edmNd | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaSol | 309 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #2 | Kuma13 | 217 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | M1ksu | 189 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sasoni | 174 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hinuriseta | 146 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edmNd | +4.36 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | Hinuriseta | +4.00 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | M1ksu | +2.41 | 89 | 73 |
| #4 | Sasoni | +2.09 | 59 | 66 |
| #5 | SuolaneBanaani | +1.09 | 73 | 60 |





