








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 270 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,341 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3936 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5349 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3413 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4643 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,664,432 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ksu | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | Kuma13 | 61% | 54 |
| #3 | Jompster | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | Blizhazard | 58% | 45 |
| #5 | Sasoni | 58% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Jare | 54% | 48 |
| #11 | Barak | 51% | 61 |
| #12 | SINI♡ | 50% | 173 |
| #13 | mälläri (: | 47% | 36 |
| #14 | Gh0uL_ | 37% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SINI♡ | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Gh0uL_ | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Kuma13 | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | hhavu | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | M1ksu | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SINI♡ | 593 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Jare | 340 | 0.35 | 9 min |
| #3 | Kuma13 | 234 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | qks | Bloodycase.com | 193 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Barak | 179 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ksu | +2.50 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | Barak | +2.11 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | Sasoni | +1.84 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | mälläri (: | +1.14 | 84 | 65 |
| #5 | crisu | +0.83 | 75 | 57 |





