








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 731 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8390 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8255 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8440 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6327 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,138,382 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kullpull | +6.93 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | Monkey be gamin | +5.16 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | Vinnuuu | +3.99 | 79 | 52 |
| #4 | Janxu | +2.62 | 81 | 35 |
| #5 | TIGER | +2.02 | 46 | 57 |





