








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 415 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 211 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2314 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2582 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2122 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2297 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,338,650 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEE | 62% | 220 |
| #2 | SanderBe | 60% | 250 |
| #3 | k1ngslayer | 60% | 299 |
| #4 | Chrisfax | 54% | 85 |
| #5 | stianror | 54% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEE | 62% | 220 |
| #2 | SanderBe | 60% | 250 |
| #3 | k1ngslayer | 60% | 299 |
| #4 | Chrisfax | 54% | 85 |
| #5 | stianror | 54% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEE | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | SanderBe | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | k1ngslayer | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | stianror | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Chrisfax | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1ngslayer | 1299 | 0.20 | 33 min |
| #2 | SanderBe | 1181 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #3 | SEE | 1155 | 0.25 | 30 min |
| #4 | Chrisfax | 306 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | stianror | 247 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larsi_ | +1.83 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | SanderBe | +1.35 | 78 | 78 |
| #3 | Chrisfax | +0.42 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | SEE | +0.30 | 79 | 74 |
| #5 | k1ngslayer | +0.20 | 73 | 67 |





