








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9518 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6253 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6887 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6524 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,367,268 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larsi_ | 60% | 299 |
| #2 | SEE | 59% | 235 |
| #3 | stianror | 57% | 92 |
| #4 | SanderBe | 56% | 572 |
| #5 | Nick McCootie | 52% | 400 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SanderBe | 2476 | 0.21 | 73 min |
| #2 | SEE | 1193 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #3 | SKIFFY | 910 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #4 | Larsi_ | 457 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | Chrisfax | 430 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKIFFY | +4.12 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | SanderBe | +3.29 | 78 | 76 |
| #3 | k1ngslayer | +2.04 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Larsi_ | +1.35 | 87 | 59 |
| #5 | SEE | +0.18 | 78 | 73 |





