








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10175 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7526 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6655 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4895 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,529,318 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 580 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larsi_ | 60% | 250 |
| #2 | SEE | 59% | 221 |
| #3 | stianror | 57% | 82 |
| #4 | SKIFFY | 57% | 353 |
| #5 | k1ngslayer | 56% | 572 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1ngslayer | 2136 | 0.18 | 54 min |
| #2 | SEE | 1111 | 0.24 | 28 min |
| #3 | SKIFFY | 602 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | Chrisfax | 397 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | Larsi_ | 373 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKIFFY | +4.15 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | SanderBe | +3.64 | 79 | 76 |
| #3 | k1ngslayer | +1.53 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | Larsi_ | +1.38 | 87 | 57 |
| #5 | Chrisfax | +0.22 | 72 | 66 |





