








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1720 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2496 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2515 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3045 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,825 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ämiksenkuningas | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | klaus | 63% | 79 |
| #3 | Tomahawkk1 | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | Miuku | 60% | 57 |
| #5 | Rikuuz | 56% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | minipiggu | 56% | 158 |
| #7 | KenttäLapio | 53% | 133 |
| #8 | nisse | 53% | 17 |
| #9 | Dowsy | 52% | 44 |
| #10 | mahtiaasi | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuuz | 6 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Dowsy | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | KenttäLapio | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | klaus | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | minipiggu | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KenttäLapio | 249 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | klaus | 204 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | minipiggu | 200 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rikuuz | 172 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dowsy | 120 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klaus | +3.11 | 89 | 70 |
| #2 | Ämiksenkuningas | +2.95 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Tomahawkk1 | +2.88 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | mahtiaasi | +2.67 | 77 | 51 |
| #5 | Rikuuz | +0.96 | 59 | 60 |





