








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 635 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4395 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3835 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7906 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 5489 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,150,205 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ämiksenkuningas | 64% | 96 |
| #2 | SuSu | 63% | 79 |
| #3 | mahtiaasi | 57% | 84 |
| #4 | Rikuuz | 56% | 80 |
| #5 | minipiggu | 56% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | JUGURTTIMIES | 52% | 33 |
| #9 | wilssi | 50% | 54 |
| #10 | Dowsy | 46% | 35 |
| #11 | Oranssi | 45% | 49 |
| #12 | hilkku99 | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | minipiggu | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Miuku | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | wilssi | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Oranssi | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Rikuuz | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuuz | 334 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | KenttäLapio | 307 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Ämiksenkuningas | 224 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | minipiggu | 201 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | wilssi | 166 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ämiksenkuningas | +1.91 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | klaus | +1.68 | 87 | 68 |
| #3 | Oranssi | +1.52 | 56 | 46 |
| #4 | mahtiaasi | +1.36 | 74 | 46 |
| #5 | minipiggu | -0.30 | 73 | 54 |





