








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3724 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4663 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5080 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3850 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,753,605 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomahawkk1 | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Ämiksenkuningas | 56% | 129 |
| #3 | klaus | 54% | 167 |
| #4 | SuSu | 53% | 133 |
| #5 | Miuku | 52% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Miuku | 52% | 90 |
| #6 | mahtiaasi | 52% | 138 |
| #7 | Rikuuz | 52% | 119 |
| #8 | minipiggu | 50% | 242 |
| #9 | Dowsy | 46% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuuz | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Ämiksenkuningas | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | minipiggu | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Dowsy | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | klaus | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuuz | 493 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | klaus | 431 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | Ämiksenkuningas | 323 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dowsy | 294 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | minipiggu | 289 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klaus | +2.05 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | Ämiksenkuningas | +1.73 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | mahtiaasi | +1.53 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | Tomahawkk1 | +0.15 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | minipiggu | +0.08 | 74 | 52 |





