








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1950 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12250 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9325 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10978 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6287 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,719,016 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2671 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrbobo | 57% | 117 |
| #2 | ONE | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | MEMENTO MORI | 51% | 76 |
| #4 | Kobbii | 51% | 326 |
| #5 | Iceman | 50% | 295 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ' Kínbúi | 47% | 330 |
| #10 | Xtazy <1nf3ct> | 42% | 209 |
| #11 | 's1ck | 37% | 51 |
| #12 | Friský..! | 34% | 44 |
| #13 | LegoClovek | 34% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murkur | 21 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Kobbii | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ' Kínbúi | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Mrbobo | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | 's1ck | 7 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murkur | 970 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #2 | Andri | 926 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #3 | ' Kínbúi | 821 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #4 | Iceman | 817 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #5 | Kobbii | 815 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrbobo | +2.46 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | MEMENTO MORI | +1.46 | 69 | 76 |
| #3 | Andri | +1.27 | 69 | 74 |
| #4 | Iceman | +0.67 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | +0.63 | 69 | 75 |





