








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 686 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Renown | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6068 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7027 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5213 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5667 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,994,533 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 785 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rjoma rifilinn kar98 | 60% | 84 |
| #2 | Perla | 58% | 55 |
| #3 | VilltGeit | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Andri | 56% | 78 |
| #5 | Mrbobo | 55% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | 1688 | 0.24 | 49 min |
| #2 | Iceman | 610 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | Kærulaus Róni | 491 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | Murkur | 488 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | ' Kínbúi | 390 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rjoma rifilinn kar98 | +2.67 | 63 | 67 |
| #2 | Mrbobo | +2.24 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | Andri | +1.85 | 70 | 76 |
| #4 | MEMENTO MORI | +1.45 | 70 | 76 |
| #5 | Kobbii | +1.20 | 57 | 53 |





