








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4111 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2143 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5598 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1482 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,756,215 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | 47% | 330 |
| #11 | LegoClovek | 46% | 35 |
| #12 | SykZz | 42% | 73 |
| #13 | Friský..! | 39% | 28 |
| #14 | 's1ck | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murkur | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Kobbii | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Mrbobo | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | 's1ck | 4 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | 1757 | 0.25 | 50 min |
| #2 | Murkur | 567 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Andri | 473 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #4 | Kobbii | 418 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | Iceman | 407 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrbobo | +3.01 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | Andri | +1.68 | 72 | 74 |
| #3 | Iceman | +1.16 | 58 | 73 |
| #4 | Friský..! | +1.06 | 51 | 56 |
| #5 | MEMENTO MORI | +1.04 | 67 | 77 |





