








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3943 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3785 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2846 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3452 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,759 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 398 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MyFriend | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | 's1ck | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | EAZY | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | 'SýningarmaðuriNN | 64% | 25 |
| #5 | BjarniB | 62% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murkur | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | 's1ck | 4 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Iceman | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Kobbii | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | 934 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #2 | Murkur | 384 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | Iceman | 300 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | ' Kínbúi | 244 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kobbii | 203 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EAZY | +4.06 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | Andri | +1.36 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | Friský..! | +0.64 | 44 | 61 |
| #4 | Iceman | +0.62 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | +0.36 | 65 | 73 |





