








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 718 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4271 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2667 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1151 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2125 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $446,180 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | spiiKe | 43% | 35 |
| #6 | alu | 35% | 72 |
| #7 | ☆♥ Saphiraja ♥☆ | 34% | 68 |
| #8 | antiside | 31% | 32 |
| #9 | Oni鬼 | 27% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antiside | 8 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | EvO#1 | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Oni鬼 | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | alu | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ☆♥ Saphiraja ♥☆ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alu | 378 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | ☆♥ Saphiraja ♥☆ | 231 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | antiside | 146 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | spiiKe | 127 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | EvO#1 | 116 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alu | +3.67 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | Sw1sh | +2.74 | 88 | 56 |
| #3 | EvO#1 | +2.05 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | spiiKe | +1.28 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | antiside | +0.51 | 68 | 51 |





