








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 619 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7176 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4218 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4493 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4326 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,414,320 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenzwoo | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | romeo | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | yob | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | SWEARINGJONNY | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | BounDie | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SWEARINGJONNY | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | BounDie | 52% | 54 |
| #6 | Cain | 49% | 57 |
| #7 | Polacko | 48% | 52 |
| #8 | core9 | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cain | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | BounDie | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | romeo | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | core9 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BounDie | 173 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Polacko | 169 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Cain | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | kenzwoo | 105 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | SWEARINGJONNY | 84 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SWEARINGJONNY | +2.74 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | kenzwoo | +2.34 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | Tread | +0.73 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | BounDie | +0.43 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | yob | -0.27 | 79 | 72 |





