








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 182 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2209 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1879 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2367 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1443 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $736,343 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bray | 19 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | randy | 13 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Frost_Champ | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | MuscularMussel44 | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | idk | 6 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bray | 1257 | 0.24 | 38 min |
| #2 | Frost_Champ | 711 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | randy | 395 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | MuscularMussel44 | 332 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #5 | welcometotheER | 153 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuscularMussel44 | +2.97 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | Frost_Champ | +1.71 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | Blastoise | +1.70 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | [SGT. Jack Ingoph] | +1.25 | 85 | 67 |
| #5 | swen | +0.93 | 76 | 52 |





