








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2833 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5284 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7180 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 4077 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,756,624 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lutzman Swanz | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | LuckerKeks | 61% | 79 |
| #3 | zON4s | 56% | 135 |
| #4 | Meisterschütze | 52% | 122 |
| #5 | uno | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Hexenfutter | 45% | 66 |
| #10 | CarryPotter | 45% | 308 |
| #11 | Gubi_Fortnite | 44% | 43 |
| #12 | Syxgott | 40% | 48 |
| #13 | Erkan Vieles | 36% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarryPotter | 23 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Meisterschütze | 16 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Gubi_Fortnite | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | hängehodN | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | M011i | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hängehodN | 980 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #2 | CarryPotter | 449 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Meisterschütze | 415 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | LuckerKeks | 391 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #5 | Gubi_Fortnite | 193 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lutzman Swanz | +4.22 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | Meisterschütze | +3.42 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | Gubi_Fortnite | +3.37 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | LuckerKeks | +3.27 | 64 | 67 |
| #5 | M011i | +1.23 | 81 | 51 |





