








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2065 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3253 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3216 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2509 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,561,042 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lutzman Swanz | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | LuckerKeks | 59% | 152 |
| #3 | M011i | 58% | 131 |
| #4 | Meisterschütze | 58% | 172 |
| #5 | GandalfTheSpray | 56% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | CarryPotter | 51% | 39 |
| #10 | Gurke | 48% | 100 |
| #11 | uno | 45% | 65 |
| #12 | Syxgott | 43% | 35 |
| #13 | Erkan Vieles | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meisterschütze | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | LuckerKeks | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | M011i | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | GandalfTheSpray | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Gubi_Fortnite | 5 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hängehodN | 970 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | LuckerKeks | 705 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #3 | Meisterschütze | 546 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #4 | Gubi_Fortnite | 206 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gurke | 203 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gubi_Fortnite | +3.27 | 56 | 65 |
| #2 | Lutzman Swanz | +2.88 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | Meisterschütze | +2.67 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | LuckerKeks | +1.98 | 59 | 72 |
| #5 | M011i | +1.11 | 79 | 51 |





