








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1760 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2287 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2279 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1528 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,065,792 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meisterschütze | 58% | 91 |
| #2 | zON4s | 58% | 131 |
| #3 | LuckerKeks | 58% | 114 |
| #4 | Gubi_Fortnite | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | Gurke | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | GandalfTheSpray | 46% | 95 |
| #9 | Hexenfutter | 45% | 44 |
| #10 | Syxgott | 40% | 40 |
| #11 | CarryPotter | 39% | 31 |
| #12 | Erkan Vieles | 30% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuckerKeks | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Meisterschütze | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Gubi_Fortnite | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | hängehodN | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | zON4s | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hängehodN | 719 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | LuckerKeks | 458 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | Meisterschütze | 232 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Gubi_Fortnite | 212 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | zON4s | 141 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meisterschütze | +3.24 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | LuckerKeks | +2.99 | 64 | 72 |
| #3 | Gubi_Fortnite | +2.74 | 60 | 63 |
| #4 | M011i | +0.97 | 80 | 52 |
| #5 | zON4s | +0.44 | 54 | 64 |





