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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 656 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 369 | 25% |
| Smokes | 167 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 457 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 458 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $192,669 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensos | 68% | 74 |
| #2 | Ten | 67% | 33 |
| #3 | Sand In The Potato Salad | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | TDH | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | BuzzedBBunnie | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ten | 67% | 33 |
| #3 | Sand In The Potato Salad | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | TDH | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | BuzzedBBunnie | 46% | 28 |
| #6 | YoMomsSpaghetti | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensos | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Ten | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | TDH | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensos | 132 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ten | 74 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | YoMomsSpaghetti | 32 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | BuzzedBBunnie | 20 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | TDH | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoMomsSpaghetti | +5.09 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | Step Mommy | +4.37 | 50 | 32 |
| #3 | Sensos | +2.53 | 37 | 50 |
| #4 | TDH | +0.67 | 32 | 30 |
| #5 | Ten | -1.10 | 31 | 50 |





