








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 733 | 16% |
| Smokes | 445 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 715 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2649 | 58% |
Our logs show you have wasted $638,972 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1782 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diL | 58% | 170 |
| #2 | Ten | 58% | 67 |
| #3 | BoneBreaker | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | YoMomsSpaghetti | 52% | 244 |
| #5 | Sensos | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoMomsSpaghetti | 1261 | 0.26 | 27 min |
| #2 | diL | 658 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | Sensos | 224 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | TontoTheIndian | 166 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ten | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoMomsSpaghetti | +5.53 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | diL | +1.49 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | TDH | +0.62 | 45 | 27 |
| #4 | Sensos | -1.15 | 33 | 42 |
| #5 | BoneBreaker | -2.73 | 61 | 49 |





