








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




243 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
21892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 65,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21174 | 32% |
| Smokes | 14682 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 15349 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 14294 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,701,663 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoMomsSpaghetti | +5.31 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | J | +2.21 | 87 | 53 |
| #3 | Swoquix | +2.01 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | diL | +1.00 | 85 | 54 |
| #5 | jello | -0.22 | 63 | 34 |





