








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1742 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1994 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2679 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2803 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $828,820 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KYNAR | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | LAPATATE-_- | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 63% | 92 |
| #4 | CluTchh | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ..labER.. | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | le tenz. | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 3 | 0.0127 |
| #5 | skibidi counter terrorist | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 308 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | le tenz. | 156 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | ..labER.. | 130 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | skibidi counter terrorist | 96 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | CluTchh | 60 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le tenz. | +1.55 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | +1.49 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | +1.13 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | 21LEWIX!! | +1.12 | 73 | 49 |
| #5 | LAPATATE-_- | +0.41 | 61 | 70 |





