








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 620 | 23% |
| Smokes | 499 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 935 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 628 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $438,795 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zacheraay | 54% | 50 |
| #2 | worldwide | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | m0NESY dad | 42% | 43 |
| #4 | KOS | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zacheraay | 54% | 50 |
| #2 | worldwide | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | m0NESY dad | 42% | 43 |
| #4 | KOS | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | worldwide | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Zacheraay | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | m0NESY dad | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zacheraay | 169 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | worldwide | 95 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | m0NESY dad | 77 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | KOS | 32 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zacheraay | +4.61 | 84 | 73 |
| #2 | worldwide | +2.90 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | KOS | +2.34 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | m0NESY dad | -0.89 | 80 | 51 |
| #5 | DarkSabr3 | -4.64 | 26 | 50 |





