








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1091 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1073 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2477 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 795 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,219,477 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerGoodie | 62% | 103 |
| #2 | haroldhive | 62% | 68 |
| #3 | RauchPotato | 60% | 203 |
| #4 | Rygoodie | 59% | 148 |
| #5 | FOENEM | 56% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RauchPotato | 60% | 203 |
| #4 | Rygoodie | 59% | 148 |
| #5 | FOENEM | 56% | 85 |
| #6 | Huch | 55% | 40 |
| #7 | Master Downs32 | 52% | 378 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Master Downs32 | 47 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | RauchPotato | 21 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | GamerGoodie | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | haroldhive | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Rygoodie | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RauchPotato | 620 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | Master Downs32 | 560 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #3 | Rygoodie | 401 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | GamerGoodie | 256 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | haroldhive | 243 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerGoodie | +4.51 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | RauchPotato | +3.91 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | haroldhive | +2.93 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | Rygoodie | +2.70 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Huch | +1.76 | 67 | 63 |





