








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7032 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5438 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4554 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3027 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2870 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,573,603 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 880 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeanFerrett | 75% | 48 |
| #2 | GamerGoodie | 67% | 52 |
| #3 | lonlei | 63% | 46 |
| #4 | Swol Cheese | 60% | 203 |
| #5 | Steven Bills | 59% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swol Cheese | 29 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Master Downs32 | 23 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Maximus | 9 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | lonlei | 8 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | bellan299 | 8 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rygoodie | 810 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | Maximus | 366 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #3 | Master Downs32 | 234 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Huch | 198 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | FOENEM | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerGoodie | +4.37 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | RauchPotato | +2.35 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | BeanFerrett | +2.24 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | Rygoodie | +1.61 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | Huch | +1.45 | 76 | 62 |





