








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1645 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2227 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2056 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 949 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $584,655 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Disco- | 46% | 113 |
| #2 | .50AE | 46% | 48 |
| #3 | VENENO/rE/ | 45% | 99 |
| #4 | ***GeneralMitch***/rE/ | 45% | 53 |
| #5 | Paul | 45% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VENENO/rE/ | 243 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Paul | 143 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Disco- | 90 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Carbon16 | 80 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mowafeek | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -dIRTY | +3.29 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | ***GeneralMitch***/rE/ | +1.99 | 42 | 61 |
| #3 | .50AE | +1.49 | 43 | 57 |
| #4 | Disco- | +1.04 | 59 | 38 |
| #5 | VENENO/rE/ | +0.21 | 38 | 66 |





