








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2927 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3814 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3638 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2874 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $803,024 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erkan Vieles | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | CarryPotter | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | LuckerKeks | 55% | 107 |
| #4 | Meisterschütze | 54% | 154 |
| #5 | Gubi_Fortnite | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | M011i | 51% | 39 |
| #8 | uno | 49% | 164 |
| #9 | zON4s | 48% | 100 |
| #10 | GandalfTheSpray | 47% | 64 |
| #11 | Syxgott | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meisterschütze | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | LuckerKeks | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | hängehodN | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | uno | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | GandalfTheSpray | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hängehodN | 627 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | LuckerKeks | 528 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | Meisterschütze | 515 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | uno | 394 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | Gubi_Fortnite | 171 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meisterschütze | +2.59 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | Gubi_Fortnite | +2.14 | 63 | 64 |
| #3 | LuckerKeks | +2.12 | 62 | 71 |
| #4 | M011i | +1.80 | 79 | 50 |
| #5 | uno | +0.62 | 61 | 72 |





