








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3048 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3279 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1684 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1532 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,935 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gebrochen | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | grrrrr törken | 49% | 125 |
| #3 | RichwieeinFrederik | 48% | 114 |
| #4 | Bilchmann1 | 46% | 76 |
| #5 | Seikei | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RichwieeinFrederik | 43 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | grrrrr törken | 28 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Bilchmann1 | 23 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | Gebrochen | 14 | 0.0174 |
| #5 | Seikei | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grrrrr törken | 242 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | RichwieeinFrederik | 222 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bilchmann1 | 195 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Seikei | 172 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Gebrochen | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bilchmann1 | +1.06 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | grrrrr törken | +0.93 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | [türkiye = TROLL] mr. bigspin | +0.19 | 41 | 56 |
| #4 | Gebrochen | +0.11 | 61 | 41 |
| #5 | RichwieeinFrederik | +0.05 | 70 | 30 |





