








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 511 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3548 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4225 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4287 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3295 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,830,885 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zzzz | 51% | 172 |
| #2 | RaK | 49% | 162 |
| #3 | Maximilian Schrödinger | 49% | 108 |
| #4 | [türkiye = TROLL] mr. bigspin | 49% | 125 |
| #5 | Gebrochen | 47% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [türkiye = TROLL] mr. bigspin | 59 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | Zzzz | 28 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Bilchmann1 | 28 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | RichwieeinFrederik | 23 | 0.0259 |
| #5 | RaK | 19 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zzzz | 383 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Bilchmann1 | 374 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | RaK | 373 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | [türkiye = TROLL] mr. bigspin | 361 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Maximilian Schrödinger | 331 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaK | +2.58 | 62 | 56 |
| #2 | Bilchmann1 | +1.05 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | Zzzz | +0.94 | 88 | 54 |
| #4 | grrrrr törken | +0.44 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | GONG-HEI7GONG-HEI18 | -0.27 | 61 | 46 |





