








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 351 | 21% |
| Smokes | 765 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 136 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 458 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $154,293 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kym3th | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Chairman Mao | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | brother jamal | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | snorrehh | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaseN | 130 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | brother jamal | 69 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | 63 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Spikeupine | 63 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Swagy5K | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chairman Mao | +3.78 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | +3.29 | 85 | 49 |
| #3 | snorrehh | +3.19 | 86 | 66 |
| #4 | brother jamal | +2.99 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | markus.lonnegaard.2010 | +2.01 | 92 | 60 |





