








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 610 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17862 | 35% |
| Smokes | 11083 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9795 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 12688 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,399,515 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2605 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 60% | 87 |
| #2 | Red | 59% | 126 |
| #3 | g1n | 55% | 78 |
| #4 | MoistSeaCat | 53% | 171 |
| #5 | navy_jaguar | 52% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | DLOTZ | 52% | 81 |
| #8 | Antheft | 52% | 95 |
| #9 | sweetish | 51% | 82 |
| #10 | seilliG | 51% | 163 |
| #11 | NIWIH | 49% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 11 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | sweetish | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Antheft | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | navy_jaguar | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | g1n | 7 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | air_switch | 836 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| #2 | seilliG | 724 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #3 | MoistSeaCat | 456 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | sweetish | 358 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | ruki | 355 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seilliG | +3.41 | 92 | 76 |
| #2 | ruki | +2.70 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | sweetish | +2.14 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | NIWIH | +1.85 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | g1n | +1.15 | 67 | 70 |





