








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4546 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5754 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3762 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5078 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,711,934 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 648 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paw tuah girlie ΘΔ | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | air_switch | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | D A J O K T A~ | 62% | 47 |
| #4 | Tektow | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | 53% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tektow | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | 53% | 171 |
| #6 | Dog Girl Chloe UwU | 52% | 213 |
| #7 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 51% | 212 |
| #8 | 574R | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dog Girl Chloe UwU | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | 574R | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Tektow | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | 694 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | Dog Girl Chloe UwU | 494 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 447 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | 574R | 206 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | air_switch | 161 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | air_switch | +1.97 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | +1.84 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | MoistSeaCat | +1.17 | 78 | 62 |
| #4 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | +0.52 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Dog Girl Chloe UwU | -0.08 | 46 | 52 |





