








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1765 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 566 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7458 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8064 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7536 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7063 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,617,436 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1835 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BD-AMRY | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | Para EU | 50% | 563 |
| #3 | VareniŠāvēji MickeyM | 48% | 452 |
| #4 | QuinnDecim | 42% | 139 |
| #5 | Tālivaldis | 35% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Para EU | 50% | 563 |
| #3 | VareniŠāvēji MickeyM | 48% | 452 |
| #4 | QuinnDecim | 42% | 139 |
| #5 | Tālivaldis | 35% | 51 |
| #6 | ultimate_destroyer | 25% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Para EU | 48 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | VareniŠāvēji MickeyM | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | QuinnDecim | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | BD-AMRY | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Para EU | 876 | 0.07 | 21 min |
| #2 | VareniŠāvēji MickeyM | 432 | 0.04 | 13 min |
| #3 | QuinnDecim | 135 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | BD-AMRY | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | ultimate_destroyer | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Para EU | +2.20 | 65 | 66 |
| #2 | BD-AMRY | +2.03 | 58 | 76 |
| #3 | ProGuard2 | +1.76 | 70 | 68 |
| #4 | QuinnDecim | -3.57 | 22 | 41 |
| #5 | VareniŠāvēji MickeyM | -3.77 | 33 | 57 |





