








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4304 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5167 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4681 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3381 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,275,321 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 454 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | bethegoodmood | 47% | 77 |
| #10 | waplet | 40% | 40 |
| #11 | 𝔾-𝕞𝕒𝕟 | 38% | 21 |
| #12 | Aijo Beness | 38% | 29 |
| #13 | <3| ᴋʏᴀᴍɪ | 33% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProGuard2 | 7 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | bethegoodmood | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | waplet | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Aijo Beness | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | pikkupsoap | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eKs. | +5.75 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | Lenny | +3.81 | 84 | 80 |
| #3 | bethegoodmood | +3.00 | 79 | 79 |
| #4 | ProGuard2 | +1.54 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | waplet | +1.46 | 78 | 71 |





