








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




252 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,813 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3134 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1884 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2423 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2372 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,335,068 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1671 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | zaaniah | 46% | 93 |
| #7 | Asuka | 40% | 123 |
| #8 | quakiii | 24% | 38 |
| #9 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 22% | 97 |
| #10 | kami | 17% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cryllo | 381 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 225 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | kami | 210 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pupuna ❤ | 194 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | wave | 118 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wave | +6.20 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | Pupuna ❤ | +2.45 | 51 | 47 |
| #3 | cryllo | +1.35 | 53 | 49 |
| #4 | ciya | +0.78 | 56 | 42 |
| #5 | Asuka | +0.16 | 38 | 18 |





