








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,467 | |
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




125 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3010 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2953 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3319 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3287 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,185,253 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flowerss | 49% | 125 |
| #2 | Pupuna β€ | 49% | 113 |
| #3 | ππ¦π±π¬ | 47% | 124 |
| #4 | ciya | 46% | 93 |
| #5 | TrueyOnMe | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupuna β€ | 44 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | ciya | 41 | 0.0224 |
| #3 | flowerss | 32 | 0.0133 |
| #4 | TrueyOnMe | 27 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | doctrine | 11 | 0.0144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupuna β€ | 442 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | ππ¦π±π¬ | 370 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | TrueyOnMe | 180 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | bt | 152 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #5 | ciya | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupuna β€ | +3.84 | 59 | 52 |
| #2 | flowerss | +3.37 | 64 | 23 |
| #3 | ππ¦π±π¬ | +2.06 | 67 | 53 |
| #4 | ciya | +0.92 | 63 | 48 |
| #5 | zaaniah | -1.07 | 58 | 42 |





