








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2959 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5718 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1579 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3366 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,445 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1930 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wave | +4.79 | 76 | 46 |
| #2 | zxxzx | +1.71 | 58 | 42 |
| #3 | beepum | +1.56 | 63 | 24 |
| #4 | crayon ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ | +1.09 | 65 | 37 |
| #5 | ciya | +0.98 | 64 | 45 |





