








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 1057 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 732 matches | ||
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




213 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22809 | 64% |
| Smokes | 4313 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 5926 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2680 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,501,489 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12772 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boing :3 | 35% | 250 |
| #2 | shy^ | 33% | 162 |
| #3 | 9jade | 32% | 135 |
| #4 | bunny | 29% | 215 |
| #5 | nuke sharp | 29% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kami | 1381 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #2 | bunny | 444 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | shy^ | 365 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | 9jade | 292 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | boing :3 | 195 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bunny | +4.64 | 56 | 50 |
| #2 | 9jade | +3.13 | 66 | 22 |
| #3 | nuke sharp | +1.99 | 21 | 41 |
| #4 | boing :3 | +1.21 | 48 | 26 |
| #5 | dork | +0.55 | 39 | 19 |





