








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3576 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2765 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2469 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2699 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $556,310 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miza | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | jormA | 53% | 115 |
| #3 | Kynttä | 52% | 145 |
| #4 | GAMER | 51% | 215 |
| #5 | Fla | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | GAMER | 51% | 215 |
| #5 | Fla | 50% | 18 |
| #6 | Pickel2k | 48% | 23 |
| #7 | Leme | 44% | 136 |
| #8 | Spyrö | 37% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GAMER | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Kynttä | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Miza | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | jormA | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Spyrö | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GAMER | 1031 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #2 | Kynttä | 437 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Miza | 287 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | jormA | 262 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Leme | 168 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miza | +2.94 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | jormA | +2.49 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | Fla | +2.27 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | GAMER | +0.83 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | Kynttä | +0.23 | 76 | 61 |





